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When I was in Class VII, used to sleep very early... It's very rare that I could awake till 9 o' clock...
Once, I was returning from Howrah to Agradwip.. I had seen someone selling a watch worth Rs 15... I was very anxious and couldn't help myself to stop fidgeting... Because I knew, I could get no purchase on that situation... I stared at the watch without lifting my eyelids... Suddenly My Paa got noticed and He made it for myself...
I was very happy to had it and it seemed to me that I got a magical lamp of Aladdin.. I used to wear it on Right Hand.. After using a week suddenly it had stopped.. I was totally bewildered by the crummy state of that watch.. The watch had broken and I couldn't fix it until next week...
Later I stuck it on wall, and it was turned into a clock. It was a digital watch, ran on a battery worth Rs 2.. But it had never been flat..
I could hear every pulse that the watch made... I made the time one hour slow, so whenever it was 8' on my watch,The original time was 9 o' clock in accordance with Indian Standard Time...
Now, I have a big clock just behind my bed, I never wish to hear it's beat... Whenever the clock strike at midnight, it feels me like a ghost... A warning voice admonished me to run away...... to run away from the world of adulthood....

2..

- Sir, Bharata was a king of ancient India...
- Yes...
- The County name 'Bharat Barsha' is derived from Him...
- Yes...
- Then, How Bharat became a Mata?
- Tush! Speak Up loudly.... Bharat Mata ki Jai...